Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Review: I Like Fat Girls #5
Synopsis
I’ll begin with a bit of a confession (and a round of self-disclosure): I have a bit of a porn crush on BBW actress Desiree Devine. Even though I know she’s much taller than I am, and would never be interested in me, I just think that she’s incredibly sexy. I know that makes me sound like some kind of a raving fanboy (or a stalker, I guess), when I saw that she was the cover model for the movie “I Like Fat Girls 5,” well, I knew that I had to throw it in the rental cart and order it. Would I be disappointed in my selection or not?
Scene 1
Long Island: Long Island is an Asian MILF wearing a pink sports bra and a black thong. She has a digital camera and is taking pictures of her male costar, getting him to flex with his shirt off, etc. He takes his pants off and she moves closer. He grabs her and starts to suck on her pierced nipples. He bends her over the kitchen table, pulls her panties down a little, spits on her pierced pussy and enters her doggie style. They move to the couch and he reenters her while she’s on her back. He sticks it in for a while and fucks her before sliding up her body so she can briefly suck on his dick. They then transition to reverse cowgirl on the couch before she slowly spins around to regular cowgirl. She enthusiastically bounces on his cock before sliding up his body so he can eat her pussy a little bit.
We jump cut to Long Island lying on her back with his dick in her ass. He fucks her this way for a while before they switch to anal reverse cowgirl. A jump cut takes us back to regular vaginal missionary fucking before he pops on Long Island, leaving a trail of cum up her belly and onto her face for a partial facial finish.
Scene 2
Mynxx: Mynxx is kneeling on the couch wearing a black corset top and black panties. She is quickly joined by a naked, older, bald male costar and she immediately begins to suck his cock and lick his balls. After some face fucking of her and some nipple sucking by him, Mynxx climbs on for a cowgirl ride. After a short ride and a quick suck of his cock, she climbs back on for some more.
After another ride with some more dick sucking, Mynxx sheds her clothing completely and maneuvers herself into a position for a doggie style fucking. We get a few nice point of view shots mixed in during the doggie style sex and they seem to be really into things. They disengage and Mynxx performs some more oral on him before they move on to missionary. She plays with her pierced nipples and he grabs onto her love handles as he fucks her. Yet another blowjob break leads us into a reverse cowgirl ride with a couple of blowjob breaks before they return to the missionary position. He finishes up by cumming on her lips and chin and Mynxx cleans him up and plays with his cum a bit more.
Scene 3
Shelby Sweet: The scene opens with the gentleman from scene number two sitting on the couch dressed in jeans and a polo shirt. Shelby crawls across the screen on her hands and knees toward him, showing us her underwear in the process. She then proceeds to undo his jeans and starts sucking his cock right away. She appears to have some submissive tendencies as she undoes her wrap top and he gets up to face fuck her while she is on her knees. She winds up leaning back into the couch with him fucking her mouth from above before a cut leads us to a cowgirl ride. She gives him a quick blowjob and then climbs back on in reverse. She hops off, licks his balls and climbs back on in regular cowgirl position.
Shelby climbs off and performs a quick blowjob again before turning around for some doggie style. He pounds away like this for a while before she performs a long blowjob on him as a transition to missionary. An extended missionary fucking leads to Shelby kneeling and getting a load on her lips and chin. She then proceeds to clean off her chin and licks her fingers clean.
Scene 4
Desiree Devine: We fade in on Desiree Devine’s ample bottom, as she is wearing a camisole and panty set. She pulls her big breasts out of the top and kneels down, playing with them. She licks her nipples and flashes her stomach before doing some booty clapping. She takes off her panties and plays with herself as she smiles and talks to the camera. She is joined by her heavily muscled costar that encourages her to remove her breasts from the top again. He licks her nipples and she returns the favor as he strips down and puts his cock between her tits. She then begins to suck him, taking him down her throat. She sucks him and holds onto his balls. She then strips all the way down, sits on the floor and continues to suck his dick while she plays with herself.
After sucking him, Desiree lays down on her back and he enters her pussy. She exhorts him to pound her pussy as they go at missionary style. Desiree flips over on her hands and knees and they begin to go at it doggie style. He smacks her ass and grabs her hair as he pounds her from behind. A jump cut takes us to them fucking in the scissors position before he rolls over onto his back and Desiree climbs aboard cowgirl style, allowing him to suck on her nipples. She hops off, sucks his dick a bit, and climbs back on in reverse cowgirl with him smacking her ass.
They flip back to missionary with him finishing by cumming on her pussy. He then stands up and Desiree licks his dick clean.
The DVD
Extras include a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 4 films; and information about Devils Films video on demand.
Summary
I was pleasantly surprised by this film. The actress named Long Island was definitely not what I would have called a “fat girl” by any logical extension of the term. For some guys, these women would have probably been a turn off. Obviously, Desiree was a major reason I was interested in this film in the first place, but I was certainly taken in by all four scenes. The females were all above average in looks minimum, I would say, and while shot simply, there was something relatively pleasing about that simplicity. Not a lot of bells and whistles. Nothing gimmicky. Just straight ahead sex featuring what I would call everyday looking folks that was not amateur. Sometimes it’s the simple things that often get overlooked that turn out to be the good things.
I’ll begin with a bit of a confession (and a round of self-disclosure): I have a bit of a porn crush on BBW actress Desiree Devine. Even though I know she’s much taller than I am, and would never be interested in me, I just think that she’s incredibly sexy. I know that makes me sound like some kind of a raving fanboy (or a stalker, I guess), when I saw that she was the cover model for the movie “I Like Fat Girls 5,” well, I knew that I had to throw it in the rental cart and order it. Would I be disappointed in my selection or not?
Scene 1
Long Island: Long Island is an Asian MILF wearing a pink sports bra and a black thong. She has a digital camera and is taking pictures of her male costar, getting him to flex with his shirt off, etc. He takes his pants off and she moves closer. He grabs her and starts to suck on her pierced nipples. He bends her over the kitchen table, pulls her panties down a little, spits on her pierced pussy and enters her doggie style. They move to the couch and he reenters her while she’s on her back. He sticks it in for a while and fucks her before sliding up her body so she can briefly suck on his dick. They then transition to reverse cowgirl on the couch before she slowly spins around to regular cowgirl. She enthusiastically bounces on his cock before sliding up his body so he can eat her pussy a little bit.
We jump cut to Long Island lying on her back with his dick in her ass. He fucks her this way for a while before they switch to anal reverse cowgirl. A jump cut takes us back to regular vaginal missionary fucking before he pops on Long Island, leaving a trail of cum up her belly and onto her face for a partial facial finish.
Scene 2
Mynxx: Mynxx is kneeling on the couch wearing a black corset top and black panties. She is quickly joined by a naked, older, bald male costar and she immediately begins to suck his cock and lick his balls. After some face fucking of her and some nipple sucking by him, Mynxx climbs on for a cowgirl ride. After a short ride and a quick suck of his cock, she climbs back on for some more.
After another ride with some more dick sucking, Mynxx sheds her clothing completely and maneuvers herself into a position for a doggie style fucking. We get a few nice point of view shots mixed in during the doggie style sex and they seem to be really into things. They disengage and Mynxx performs some more oral on him before they move on to missionary. She plays with her pierced nipples and he grabs onto her love handles as he fucks her. Yet another blowjob break leads us into a reverse cowgirl ride with a couple of blowjob breaks before they return to the missionary position. He finishes up by cumming on her lips and chin and Mynxx cleans him up and plays with his cum a bit more.
Scene 3
Shelby Sweet: The scene opens with the gentleman from scene number two sitting on the couch dressed in jeans and a polo shirt. Shelby crawls across the screen on her hands and knees toward him, showing us her underwear in the process. She then proceeds to undo his jeans and starts sucking his cock right away. She appears to have some submissive tendencies as she undoes her wrap top and he gets up to face fuck her while she is on her knees. She winds up leaning back into the couch with him fucking her mouth from above before a cut leads us to a cowgirl ride. She gives him a quick blowjob and then climbs back on in reverse. She hops off, licks his balls and climbs back on in regular cowgirl position.
Shelby climbs off and performs a quick blowjob again before turning around for some doggie style. He pounds away like this for a while before she performs a long blowjob on him as a transition to missionary. An extended missionary fucking leads to Shelby kneeling and getting a load on her lips and chin. She then proceeds to clean off her chin and licks her fingers clean.
Scene 4
Desiree Devine: We fade in on Desiree Devine’s ample bottom, as she is wearing a camisole and panty set. She pulls her big breasts out of the top and kneels down, playing with them. She licks her nipples and flashes her stomach before doing some booty clapping. She takes off her panties and plays with herself as she smiles and talks to the camera. She is joined by her heavily muscled costar that encourages her to remove her breasts from the top again. He licks her nipples and she returns the favor as he strips down and puts his cock between her tits. She then begins to suck him, taking him down her throat. She sucks him and holds onto his balls. She then strips all the way down, sits on the floor and continues to suck his dick while she plays with herself.
After sucking him, Desiree lays down on her back and he enters her pussy. She exhorts him to pound her pussy as they go at missionary style. Desiree flips over on her hands and knees and they begin to go at it doggie style. He smacks her ass and grabs her hair as he pounds her from behind. A jump cut takes us to them fucking in the scissors position before he rolls over onto his back and Desiree climbs aboard cowgirl style, allowing him to suck on her nipples. She hops off, sucks his dick a bit, and climbs back on in reverse cowgirl with him smacking her ass.
They flip back to missionary with him finishing by cumming on her pussy. He then stands up and Desiree licks his dick clean.
The DVD
Extras include a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 4 films; and information about Devils Films video on demand.
Summary
I was pleasantly surprised by this film. The actress named Long Island was definitely not what I would have called a “fat girl” by any logical extension of the term. For some guys, these women would have probably been a turn off. Obviously, Desiree was a major reason I was interested in this film in the first place, but I was certainly taken in by all four scenes. The females were all above average in looks minimum, I would say, and while shot simply, there was something relatively pleasing about that simplicity. Not a lot of bells and whistles. Nothing gimmicky. Just straight ahead sex featuring what I would call everyday looking folks that was not amateur. Sometimes it’s the simple things that often get overlooked that turn out to be the good things.
Review: Scale Bustin' Babes #30
Scene 1
Bunny De La Cruz and Rodney Moore - not POV: Bunny De La Cruz is a girl with a pretty face and one of the more interesting tattoos I’ve ever seen. In this scene, she plays a stripper and actually holds her own on the pole solo before Rodney enters playing a lecherous strip club patron. We all know this guy (or hell, have BEEN this guy). He has trouble keeping his hands to himself as he tips Bunny, and she gently admonishes him to keep his hands to himself and keep his hands in his pants.
Of course, one he pulls out his dick, she of course cannot resist his advances. He helps her to strip off her bathing suit and thong and proceeds to fuck her on the mini-stage in a standing doggie postion. They switch to a kneeling doggie position. He has her flip over and goes down on her before entering her missionary style. Rodney breaks out the joyrider (the little training potty looking thingy) and has her climb on and ride him cowgirl style. She gives him oral and they go back to standing doggie for a bit.
Bunny and Rodney then get down on the floor and begin to 69. Rodney performs more cunnilingus on Bunny before she hops on for another cowgirl ride. Rodney performs more oral on Bunny before a trifecta of missionary, scissor position and spooning by these two.
Rodney offers another quick licking. She must taste really good (you have to see the tattoo to get it). He then hits her from the back, offering a couple of courtesy licks as a break before fucking her doggie style again.
The scene ends with a brief tit fuck and a Rodney Blast on her pretty face. Fade to black.
Scene 2
Karla Lane and Rodney - POV: Karla is a cute Latina wearing a kind of boring gray t-shirt dress. She’s walking down the street as Rodney drives his “Blastrovan” (no, I’m not making that nickname up). Rodney pulls over and stops Karla as she’s walking down the street. He says that he’s the host of a cable show called, “Crazy Things Girls Will Do For Money.” After offering Karla a total of $80 to take off her bra and panties for him, he convinces her to hop into his van and flash him. She does, and her boobs turn him on (they turn me on, too!) She allows him to touch her a little and this of course leads to him taking out his cock. She swoons upon seeing his dick and the fun begins.
Karla gives Rodney a handjob and begins to perform oral on him. She then plays with her hairy pussy before Rodney fucks her missionary (kinda) on the bench seat of the van. They slide over to one side of the van on the floor and she blows him before he has her turn around and he spanks her ass while she giggles. Rodney then fucks her doggie style before Karla blows him again and he finishes up by leaving a load of cum on her face.
Karla gets dressed and hops out of the van after they’re done. They exchange goodbyes and she begins to walk away with cum on her face.
Scene 3
Angel - Solo: Angel is playing a phone survey telemarketer. She begins by asking the guy (that we never hear) on the other end of the line how much he masturbates. The questions are very personal, but she starts to get turned on while talking to the person on the other end and she sits down in a black leather chair and begins to play with herself.
The person on the other end asks her to make sucking sounds while they are phone playing, and she goes to get a rubber dick to slurp on for the delight of the anonymous person. She goes back to playing with herself and talking on the phone until she cums hard.
Scene 4
Betty Boo and Rodney – POV: Betty Boo works for the hotel that Rodney is staying in. She has brought him a complimentary chocolate because there wasn’t one in the room. Betty then asks to look around to make sure that everything else in the room is okay. As she sits down to check things out and make some notes, Rodney notices that the chocolate is actually a mint chocolate and he only likes milk chocolate. Rodney offers Betty the mint and she accepts. Betty takes off her top, stating that she is a messy eater. We get to see how messy as she eats the chocolate and oozes a bit of the chocolate out of her mouth onto her left breast. Rodney is aroused (big shock) by how she’s eating the chocolate and whips it out.
Betty takes Rodney into her mouth after rubbing the head of his cock through the chocolate on her breast. She then squats on her haunches as she takes him in her mouth. She strips off the rest of her clothes, sits back on the couch and continues to suck him.
Rodney then lies on the floor and Betty lets him titty fuck her before she resumes pleasuring him. Rodney then stands up and face fucks her while she kneels and cups her boobs. The scene ends with a blast of cum landing on Betty’s face.
Scene 5
Zenova Braeden and Rodney – not POV: Zenova (who is not scale busting by any stretch of the imagination, but isn’t a skinny chick either) is playing doctor. Rodney is the patient, and is apparently suffering from erectile dysfunction. He has received medication, but it hasn’t worked.
Zenova, dressed in a blue smock with glasses on and her hair pulled up, thinks that it’s time for drastic measures. She takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and takes off the blue smock/lab coat, revealing a white PVC outfit. She checks his cock again. He’s responding a little, but she thinks he could use more assistance. She then takes off the white outfit, revealing a skin tight animal print tube top dress. She examines Rodney’s pecker again by pulling down his boxer shorts and grabbing a firm hold of his dick. He responding even better, but she knows just the thing to help him along, and puts his dick in her mouth and starts sucking.
Zenova pulls up the bottom of her dress and pulls down her top, revealing her small breasts. Rodney tongues her tits for a little bit before she returns to sucking on his pole. Zenova gets down on her knees and Rodney stands up so she can suck him a bit more. She hops up on the “table” that Rodney was laying on when the scene started and he goes down on her before he starts to fuck her missionary style.
The joyrider makes its second appearance as Zenova climbs on it for some cowgirl action. She takes a ride for a while before the duo moves over to the couch for some spooning action. From spooning they switch to doggie on the floor and then move into doing some standing doggie style.
Rodney sits on the couch and Zenova climbs on reverse cowgirl style. They fuck like this and then switch to cowgirl. A little more missionary on the couch, and then an odd edit has us returning to Zenova with her hair pulled back up, glasses on and blue lab coat/smock back on while Rodney fucks her missionary style on the couch and blasts a load on her face.
The DVD
Extras include the standard Rodney Moore trailer that has been utilized since 2000.
Summary
I liked this film. The women were quite attractive (and not all are BBWs, although a couple certain fit that bill), and it was a nice mix of POV and third person camera work. The women looked like they were having fun for the most part and seemed to be into it. The editing at the end of the last scene seemed somewhat odd, and while it's a bit distracting, it doesn't completely take away from what's happenning in the scene.
Might this be boring to some? Perhaps. If you’re looking for throat gagging or anything rough (or even mildly rough), this is not going to do it for you. This is more akin to “nerd porn,” starring that goofy kid in high school who somehow managed to make adult movies. And while some of the co-stars he’s having sex with don’t fit the traditional idea of beauty (in porn in particular), that’s always been part of the Rodney charm and appeal.
The fact that he even performs some cunnilingus on a couple of the females seems so retro these days that it’s simultaneously funny and sad.
I would recommend this for rental. If you’re a Rodney fan, I would say you might want to consider adding this to your collection – but keep in mind that there is no swallowing in this installment of the series. Facials only.
Bunny De La Cruz and Rodney Moore - not POV: Bunny De La Cruz is a girl with a pretty face and one of the more interesting tattoos I’ve ever seen. In this scene, she plays a stripper and actually holds her own on the pole solo before Rodney enters playing a lecherous strip club patron. We all know this guy (or hell, have BEEN this guy). He has trouble keeping his hands to himself as he tips Bunny, and she gently admonishes him to keep his hands to himself and keep his hands in his pants.
Of course, one he pulls out his dick, she of course cannot resist his advances. He helps her to strip off her bathing suit and thong and proceeds to fuck her on the mini-stage in a standing doggie postion. They switch to a kneeling doggie position. He has her flip over and goes down on her before entering her missionary style. Rodney breaks out the joyrider (the little training potty looking thingy) and has her climb on and ride him cowgirl style. She gives him oral and they go back to standing doggie for a bit.
Bunny and Rodney then get down on the floor and begin to 69. Rodney performs more cunnilingus on Bunny before she hops on for another cowgirl ride. Rodney performs more oral on Bunny before a trifecta of missionary, scissor position and spooning by these two.
Rodney offers another quick licking. She must taste really good (you have to see the tattoo to get it). He then hits her from the back, offering a couple of courtesy licks as a break before fucking her doggie style again.
The scene ends with a brief tit fuck and a Rodney Blast on her pretty face. Fade to black.
Scene 2
Karla Lane and Rodney - POV: Karla is a cute Latina wearing a kind of boring gray t-shirt dress. She’s walking down the street as Rodney drives his “Blastrovan” (no, I’m not making that nickname up). Rodney pulls over and stops Karla as she’s walking down the street. He says that he’s the host of a cable show called, “Crazy Things Girls Will Do For Money.” After offering Karla a total of $80 to take off her bra and panties for him, he convinces her to hop into his van and flash him. She does, and her boobs turn him on (they turn me on, too!) She allows him to touch her a little and this of course leads to him taking out his cock. She swoons upon seeing his dick and the fun begins.
Karla gives Rodney a handjob and begins to perform oral on him. She then plays with her hairy pussy before Rodney fucks her missionary (kinda) on the bench seat of the van. They slide over to one side of the van on the floor and she blows him before he has her turn around and he spanks her ass while she giggles. Rodney then fucks her doggie style before Karla blows him again and he finishes up by leaving a load of cum on her face.
Karla gets dressed and hops out of the van after they’re done. They exchange goodbyes and she begins to walk away with cum on her face.
Scene 3
Angel - Solo: Angel is playing a phone survey telemarketer. She begins by asking the guy (that we never hear) on the other end of the line how much he masturbates. The questions are very personal, but she starts to get turned on while talking to the person on the other end and she sits down in a black leather chair and begins to play with herself.
The person on the other end asks her to make sucking sounds while they are phone playing, and she goes to get a rubber dick to slurp on for the delight of the anonymous person. She goes back to playing with herself and talking on the phone until she cums hard.
Scene 4
Betty Boo and Rodney – POV: Betty Boo works for the hotel that Rodney is staying in. She has brought him a complimentary chocolate because there wasn’t one in the room. Betty then asks to look around to make sure that everything else in the room is okay. As she sits down to check things out and make some notes, Rodney notices that the chocolate is actually a mint chocolate and he only likes milk chocolate. Rodney offers Betty the mint and she accepts. Betty takes off her top, stating that she is a messy eater. We get to see how messy as she eats the chocolate and oozes a bit of the chocolate out of her mouth onto her left breast. Rodney is aroused (big shock) by how she’s eating the chocolate and whips it out.
Betty takes Rodney into her mouth after rubbing the head of his cock through the chocolate on her breast. She then squats on her haunches as she takes him in her mouth. She strips off the rest of her clothes, sits back on the couch and continues to suck him.
Rodney then lies on the floor and Betty lets him titty fuck her before she resumes pleasuring him. Rodney then stands up and face fucks her while she kneels and cups her boobs. The scene ends with a blast of cum landing on Betty’s face.
Scene 5
Zenova Braeden and Rodney – not POV: Zenova (who is not scale busting by any stretch of the imagination, but isn’t a skinny chick either) is playing doctor. Rodney is the patient, and is apparently suffering from erectile dysfunction. He has received medication, but it hasn’t worked.
Zenova, dressed in a blue smock with glasses on and her hair pulled up, thinks that it’s time for drastic measures. She takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and takes off the blue smock/lab coat, revealing a white PVC outfit. She checks his cock again. He’s responding a little, but she thinks he could use more assistance. She then takes off the white outfit, revealing a skin tight animal print tube top dress. She examines Rodney’s pecker again by pulling down his boxer shorts and grabbing a firm hold of his dick. He responding even better, but she knows just the thing to help him along, and puts his dick in her mouth and starts sucking.
Zenova pulls up the bottom of her dress and pulls down her top, revealing her small breasts. Rodney tongues her tits for a little bit before she returns to sucking on his pole. Zenova gets down on her knees and Rodney stands up so she can suck him a bit more. She hops up on the “table” that Rodney was laying on when the scene started and he goes down on her before he starts to fuck her missionary style.
The joyrider makes its second appearance as Zenova climbs on it for some cowgirl action. She takes a ride for a while before the duo moves over to the couch for some spooning action. From spooning they switch to doggie on the floor and then move into doing some standing doggie style.
Rodney sits on the couch and Zenova climbs on reverse cowgirl style. They fuck like this and then switch to cowgirl. A little more missionary on the couch, and then an odd edit has us returning to Zenova with her hair pulled back up, glasses on and blue lab coat/smock back on while Rodney fucks her missionary style on the couch and blasts a load on her face.
The DVD
Extras include the standard Rodney Moore trailer that has been utilized since 2000.
Summary
I liked this film. The women were quite attractive (and not all are BBWs, although a couple certain fit that bill), and it was a nice mix of POV and third person camera work. The women looked like they were having fun for the most part and seemed to be into it. The editing at the end of the last scene seemed somewhat odd, and while it's a bit distracting, it doesn't completely take away from what's happenning in the scene.
Might this be boring to some? Perhaps. If you’re looking for throat gagging or anything rough (or even mildly rough), this is not going to do it for you. This is more akin to “nerd porn,” starring that goofy kid in high school who somehow managed to make adult movies. And while some of the co-stars he’s having sex with don’t fit the traditional idea of beauty (in porn in particular), that’s always been part of the Rodney charm and appeal.
The fact that he even performs some cunnilingus on a couple of the females seems so retro these days that it’s simultaneously funny and sad.
I would recommend this for rental. If you’re a Rodney fan, I would say you might want to consider adding this to your collection – but keep in mind that there is no swallowing in this installment of the series. Facials only.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
My First Review: Big Fat Cream Pie #3
Synopsis: While cream pie videos have exploded across the market, and there are lots of BBW titles, too, it is a challenge to find films that are dedicated to serving lovers of both of these genres. White Ghetto films tries to fill said void with the series “Big Fat Cream Pie.” This film is the third installment in said series, which is looking to fill this niche in the market. This film has four scenes and runs about two hours long. No music, and a lot of switching between positions occurs in all four scenes.
Scene 1
Angie + 2 guys: Scene opens on Angie wearing a white fishnet outfit. Beautiful eyes and nice tits, plus a tongue piercing. Oral begins with one guy. A second guy, wearing underwear, enters the scene. We never see his face (more on him later). Angie performs oral on both fellas and then guy number one begins doggie while Angie continues to blow guy number two. Then the fellas switch roles. Angie mounts guy number one for some cowgirl action and then slides off to perform some oral on him. The two switch to missionary. Guy number two re-enters the scene and takes over missionary while guy number one comes around and received oral from Angie. Angie rides guy number two while performing more oral on guy number one. One more switch back to missionary for guy number two and he cums inside her. Guy number one goes in for sloppy seconds and dumps a second load into Angie’s pussy.
Scene 2
Monet Staxxx and one guy: Scene opens with Monet pulling on a black fishnet outfit. Monet has a very cute face and big tits. After the tease, Monet blows her guy. He mounts her from behind and begins to hit her doggie style. Monet slides off him and blows they guy while fingering herself. The couple then has sex while spooning on the couch. This is followed up by another round of oral sex. Monet mounts her fella cowgirl style and rides him for a while. They then switch back to doggie before heading into the missionary position. After a nice rhythmic missionary fucking, Monet blows the guy and asks him to cum in her pussy. He slides back down her and fucks her missionary one more time, blowing his load inside her.
Scene 3
Solsa + 2 guys: Solsa is a thick girl (the smallest one on the DVD) and is wearing a hot pink teddy type outfit with black stockings. After some teasing and bantering with two guys, one guy comes out and starts to play with her tits a little bit. Solsa slides down and begins to blow him. The second guy (wearing underwear again!) enters the scene and receives oral from Solsa as guy number one slides down to play with her pussy a little. He then enters her while guy number two continues to receive oral from her. After fucking her pussy for a few minutes, guy number one then slips into Solsa ass and anally fucks her while she continues to lick and suck on guy number two. The guys then switch roles and number two takes a crack at Solsa’s ass. Solsa then takes guy number one in her ass cowgirl style for a few minutes before switching back to missionary with him. Guy number one blows his load in her pussy and then is followed by guy number two, who also makes a deposit.
Scene 4
Michelle Bangs and 2 guys – NOT A THREESOME: Michelle Bangs, a black beauty in a bathing suit, teases her lover and plays with her pussy before pulling off his pants and sucking his cock. She blows him while he’s standing and sitting and then mounts him cowgirl. They go at this way for a few minutes before she switches to reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl then leads to doggie style, and some more oral before we hit the missionary position. At this point, “Tony” walks in on Michelle and the guy having sex. Tony, we quickly realize, is the same guy who has worn his underwear in two previous scenes. He tags out with the first guy, and Michelle begins to give Tony head. They fuck in the missionary position, she gives him head again, and he fucks her one more time in the missionary position, ultimately blowing his load inside her.
The DVD
Extras include trailers for four movies and a photo gallery of the action.
Summary
Overall, I liked this film. I think you have to be a BBW fan to appreciate it, though, because I think the focus (with the tease segments) is more on the BBW aspect than on the cream pie. Unlike other cream pie movies I’ve seen, there isn’t nearly as much attention paid to the cum as to the women. There’s no squatting over a plate or over a glass table and squeezing the white stuff out to be licked up. Cum play is not focused on. So consider this entry to be more of a BBW movie that just happens to have cream pie finishes.
I do have a quibble, though, and it is with “Tony,” a faceless participant in three of the scenes. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone on camera having sex while wearing underwear AND a shirt is just silly to me. It’s porn. If Ron Jeremy and his hairy hedgehog ass can appear buck booty ass naked in a film, then you can, too. I found the clothing to be a bit of a distraction, because I don’t think that his being dressed added anything to the scenes. Also, the camera work was a bit uneven and seemed a little bit shaky. It’s not like anyone was out of focus during the film, but it bordered a bit on amateurish. Overall, not a bad film, but I don’t know if I would call it a full price keeper. Definitely worth a rental or pick it up on sale.
Scene 1
Angie + 2 guys: Scene opens on Angie wearing a white fishnet outfit. Beautiful eyes and nice tits, plus a tongue piercing. Oral begins with one guy. A second guy, wearing underwear, enters the scene. We never see his face (more on him later). Angie performs oral on both fellas and then guy number one begins doggie while Angie continues to blow guy number two. Then the fellas switch roles. Angie mounts guy number one for some cowgirl action and then slides off to perform some oral on him. The two switch to missionary. Guy number two re-enters the scene and takes over missionary while guy number one comes around and received oral from Angie. Angie rides guy number two while performing more oral on guy number one. One more switch back to missionary for guy number two and he cums inside her. Guy number one goes in for sloppy seconds and dumps a second load into Angie’s pussy.
Scene 2
Monet Staxxx and one guy: Scene opens with Monet pulling on a black fishnet outfit. Monet has a very cute face and big tits. After the tease, Monet blows her guy. He mounts her from behind and begins to hit her doggie style. Monet slides off him and blows they guy while fingering herself. The couple then has sex while spooning on the couch. This is followed up by another round of oral sex. Monet mounts her fella cowgirl style and rides him for a while. They then switch back to doggie before heading into the missionary position. After a nice rhythmic missionary fucking, Monet blows the guy and asks him to cum in her pussy. He slides back down her and fucks her missionary one more time, blowing his load inside her.
Scene 3
Solsa + 2 guys: Solsa is a thick girl (the smallest one on the DVD) and is wearing a hot pink teddy type outfit with black stockings. After some teasing and bantering with two guys, one guy comes out and starts to play with her tits a little bit. Solsa slides down and begins to blow him. The second guy (wearing underwear again!) enters the scene and receives oral from Solsa as guy number one slides down to play with her pussy a little. He then enters her while guy number two continues to receive oral from her. After fucking her pussy for a few minutes, guy number one then slips into Solsa ass and anally fucks her while she continues to lick and suck on guy number two. The guys then switch roles and number two takes a crack at Solsa’s ass. Solsa then takes guy number one in her ass cowgirl style for a few minutes before switching back to missionary with him. Guy number one blows his load in her pussy and then is followed by guy number two, who also makes a deposit.
Scene 4
Michelle Bangs and 2 guys – NOT A THREESOME: Michelle Bangs, a black beauty in a bathing suit, teases her lover and plays with her pussy before pulling off his pants and sucking his cock. She blows him while he’s standing and sitting and then mounts him cowgirl. They go at this way for a few minutes before she switches to reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl then leads to doggie style, and some more oral before we hit the missionary position. At this point, “Tony” walks in on Michelle and the guy having sex. Tony, we quickly realize, is the same guy who has worn his underwear in two previous scenes. He tags out with the first guy, and Michelle begins to give Tony head. They fuck in the missionary position, she gives him head again, and he fucks her one more time in the missionary position, ultimately blowing his load inside her.
The DVD
Extras include trailers for four movies and a photo gallery of the action.
Summary
Overall, I liked this film. I think you have to be a BBW fan to appreciate it, though, because I think the focus (with the tease segments) is more on the BBW aspect than on the cream pie. Unlike other cream pie movies I’ve seen, there isn’t nearly as much attention paid to the cum as to the women. There’s no squatting over a plate or over a glass table and squeezing the white stuff out to be licked up. Cum play is not focused on. So consider this entry to be more of a BBW movie that just happens to have cream pie finishes.
I do have a quibble, though, and it is with “Tony,” a faceless participant in three of the scenes. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone on camera having sex while wearing underwear AND a shirt is just silly to me. It’s porn. If Ron Jeremy and his hairy hedgehog ass can appear buck booty ass naked in a film, then you can, too. I found the clothing to be a bit of a distraction, because I don’t think that his being dressed added anything to the scenes. Also, the camera work was a bit uneven and seemed a little bit shaky. It’s not like anyone was out of focus during the film, but it bordered a bit on amateurish. Overall, not a bad film, but I don’t know if I would call it a full price keeper. Definitely worth a rental or pick it up on sale.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Poem: In Praise of Women
(I wrote this poem about a year ago. It has something of a free-form vibe to it, and I hope you enjoy it.)
Too often
I think we're quick
to dissect women
into discrete parts.
Nice ass.
Nice tits.
Nice lips.
Nice hips.
Nice smile.
Nice eyes.
But rarely
do we try
to analyze
exactly why we love women.
I know that for me
it is about the discrete
physical parts.
Somewhat.
They do get my attention.
Full, plump, kissable lips.
Curves throughout the breasts and hips.
A rear view to die for.
Eyes that I can lose myself in.
Yes, they do get my attention.
But it's about so much more.
It's about how
they touch me
both physically
and mentally
in very different ways.
Sometimes the mental
is more important than the physical.
Not necessarily because
I seek a challenge
but I don't mind one.
I know that my life
has been changed
by all of the women that
have passed through it.
From my friends and past partners
to my close relations.
They have guided me.
Educated me.
Fought with me.
Fought for me.
Consoled me.
Hurt me.
Loved me.
I am a better man because
of these things.
And while I may not know
women as well as I would like
it has been a start.
That warmth
that closeness
serving as the yin to my yang
Restoring balance to my life.
Maybe it can't be quantified
or verified
in any traditional sense.
Maybe the answer
lies deep inside all of us.
But I know that these
are a couple of the reasons
I love women.
Too often
I think we're quick
to dissect women
into discrete parts.
Nice ass.
Nice tits.
Nice lips.
Nice hips.
Nice smile.
Nice eyes.
But rarely
do we try
to analyze
exactly why we love women.
I know that for me
it is about the discrete
physical parts.
Somewhat.
They do get my attention.
Full, plump, kissable lips.
Curves throughout the breasts and hips.
A rear view to die for.
Eyes that I can lose myself in.
Yes, they do get my attention.
But it's about so much more.
It's about how
they touch me
both physically
and mentally
in very different ways.
Sometimes the mental
is more important than the physical.
Not necessarily because
I seek a challenge
but I don't mind one.
I know that my life
has been changed
by all of the women that
have passed through it.
From my friends and past partners
to my close relations.
They have guided me.
Educated me.
Fought with me.
Fought for me.
Consoled me.
Hurt me.
Loved me.
I am a better man because
of these things.
And while I may not know
women as well as I would like
it has been a start.
That warmth
that closeness
serving as the yin to my yang
Restoring balance to my life.
Maybe it can't be quantified
or verified
in any traditional sense.
Maybe the answer
lies deep inside all of us.
But I know that these
are a couple of the reasons
I love women.
See? Twitter does have a role?
Back in the fall, when I initially had the post wondering about the general lack of fat guys in porn on my old blog, I received a direct message on my Twitter account from someone I am following. She had read my post, and she had a question for me that got me thinking.
She asked, "Hetro guys watch to see the women right? Don't you think a LARGE man would block the view?"
I responded with, "Not necessarily. Missionary with a high camera angle. Doggie with a slightly below bed level angle. Any side camera angle will do as well."
Which I do think is the case.
Look, it's not like fat guys have never been filmed before; as I mention in the original post from a couple of months ago, just look at the gay porn world, where there are film companies devoted to bears and chubs.
She then suggested that I should start my own film company.
In a fantasy world, I probably would. Alas, I lack two things:
She asked, "Hetro guys watch to see the women right? Don't you think a LARGE man would block the view?"
I responded with, "Not necessarily. Missionary with a high camera angle. Doggie with a slightly below bed level angle. Any side camera angle will do as well."
Which I do think is the case.
Look, it's not like fat guys have never been filmed before; as I mention in the original post from a couple of months ago, just look at the gay porn world, where there are film companies devoted to bears and chubs.
She then suggested that I should start my own film company.
In a fantasy world, I probably would. Alas, I lack two things:
- The capital funds to invest in making sure that I was producing high quality work (something more than my HD digital video cameras) and for paying models
- The access to models willing to get it on with a "fluffy guy
Where the fat guys at?
It’s kind of funny, but I’ve been giving a lot of thought to the concept of double standards recently – especially when it comes to the world of sex.
Really, what I’m thinking about now, and what this post is about, is wondering why there aren’t really guys that look like me in porn anymore.
(Yes, I know that in gay porn there are videos available with fat and chubby guys. I’m speaking here about hetero porn.)
I am far from a hard-body; soft-bodied would definitely be the appropriate definition for me. You know who I am. I’m the kind of guy that would wear a shirt that says, “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
Yes, I am fat. F-A-T fat. The term “a little extra padding” would be inaccurate. “Fluffy” is another euphemism that COULD be applied to me. I prefer the term “Big Handsome Man (BHM) myself.”
But the labeling terminology is beside the point.
The point that has led me here is thinking about where are the fat guys in porn?
Yes, yes, I know: there’s Ron Jeremy.
However, has Ron actually made a film in years? And while I have much respect for the Hedgehog, I view him as more anathema and a pop culture icon/porn relic than someone who is actually active in the game today.
So I reiterate: why don’t you see fat guys in porn?
If porn, on some level, is supposed to appeal to the fantasies that live inside my head, then why can’t I have someone who looks like me appear in the films?
It’s easier for me to live a fantasy if I can imagine myself as I am fucking a beautiful woman. In my own brain, I can fuck a gorgeous woman in spite of my physical limitation; not because I suddenly developed a six pack where my keg currently resides.
To further complicate matters, I am a BHM that loves me some BBW porn. Well, I’ve heard it mentioned other places that no one wants to watch two fat people fuck. It looks like waves on the ocean, and rippling flesh and blah, blah, blah.
I still think that that’s bullshit. If the attention is focused on the woman (as I think it should be), then a big, agile guy can and should be able to perform the maneuvers that will satisfy what the director is looking for.
Yes, there are issues for some overweight guys with regards to maintaining an erection.
You know what, though? I’ve watched plenty of scenes that featured guys at half-mast lamely attempting to get through the scene.
Sometimes I’ve seen those limp dicks taking up screen time with a BBW.
Now, given the choice, wouldn’t it make for a better scene to have a BHM and a BBW who are grooving on each other and getting into it than some guy who views fucking a BBW as a way to pay the rent that month?
It’s not like you have to rig special equipment and hire seismologists to film a scene with a fat guy in it where he’s not viewed as a freak of nature.
Hell, I remember when BBW porn was classified (occasionally) as being under the “freaks” section of porn aggregator websites.
Maybe the day will come when BHM can be viewed as sexy, satisfactory costars for women of all shapes and sizes.
Of course, when that day comes, I’ll be ready for my closeup.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Dear Ms. Fantasy...
(Editor's note: This was originally published in a slightly different form on my old Pornucopia Blog.)
As I sat around this evening thinking about things, I thought it might help to give some of y'all an idea of some of the women I groove on.
As I sat around this evening thinking about things, I thought it might help to give some of y'all an idea of some of the women I groove on.
I tried to think about women that are currently active as far as I could tell. I think that a couple "retired" and then re-entered the business.
But when I see these women, I start to drool.
This is not a comprehensive list. I just wanted to establish a reference point.
In alphabetical order:
Bunny De La Cruz
Christina Curves
Desiree Devine
Eden 38DD
Gianna Michaels
Jada Fire
Kaci Starr
Kandi Kreme
Monet Staxx
Samantha 38G
Sara Jay
Quite the collection, I have to say.
Like I said, my favorite porn magazines are Voluptuous (and Voluptuous XL Girls) and Score.
Most of these women would fit into one (or two) of those titles.
What is this, anyway?
Well, this is my world of Pornucopia. The name has been used before as the name of a documentary series on HBO in 2004.
But what it means to me is a place to share my thoughts on the nature of Porn. At least, from one guy's perspective.
And really, it's about BBW porn. As this evolves, you will see pics of some BBWs and SuperSized BBWs that I have the hots for, for lack of a better term.
In other words, those women that get the blood flowing in a good way.
But what it means to me is a place to share my thoughts on the nature of Porn. At least, from one guy's perspective.
And really, it's about BBW porn. As this evolves, you will see pics of some BBWs and SuperSized BBWs that I have the hots for, for lack of a better term.
In other words, those women that get the blood flowing in a good way.
Who Am I?
I am a newbie to the industry side of things, no doubt.
I am simply a fan.
When I was about 10, I used to sneak looks at a copy of one of Xaviera Hollander's "Happy Hooker" books that dad kept hidden in the bag that he kept the shoe shining supplies in. Okay, he also hid it in his underwear drawer, and I found it there, too. *GRIN*
Then it was an issue of Penthouse Magazine that he kept hidden in the same two places. I know he knew I was reading it, but he never said squat to me. I guess he kind of considered it a rite of passage for a boy.
After he passed away when I was 14, though, I had to turn to other sources.
Sure, there was late night television in New York City, where the local public access would run shows like "Midnight Blue" by Screw Magazine's Al Goldstein and I could catch female (and male) strippers on "The Robyn Bird Show."
Then a couple of high school classmates told me about a place that would sell adult magazines without carding - a coup when you're a horny, dateless 15 year old. Why was I dateless? Well, that's another post. *GRIN*
But before I digress too far, let's get back to this tale. This "store" (which was literally a hole in the wall on Lexington Ave. in Manhattan) sold me my first adult magazine. I remember how sweaty my palms were when I picked up the magazine (a copy of D-Cup) and held it in my trembling hands as I placed it on the counter before the guy working the cash register. He was a chubby, Middle Eastern gentleman. He looked at the magazine and looked back at me.
"How old are you?" he asked in his relatively thick accent.
My voice cracking as I said it, I responded, "Eighteen, sir."
"Uh, huh," he said, a smirk slightly forming at the corners of his mouth. He then told me how much and I paid him. He slid the magazine into a plain brown paper bag and handed it to me, his face graced with something between a smirk and a genuine smile.
I tried to avoid direct eye contact as I took the bag from him and put it into my backpack as I walked back out into the streets of the city. But I knew on that day that I was hooked.
I bought countless copies of D-Cup, Gent and Plumpers and Big Women magazines. I also managed, when I had extra cash, to get my hands on some video tapes. They were the 2 hour and 4 hour compliations (this was before DVD), so I got to see a lot more than I probably should have.
Granted, this was the early to mid 1990s, when it was a lot easier to get your hands on this stuff - especially in Manhattan.
Eventually, it was on to college, which was in the nascent days of DVD and the internet. I had moved on to buying Score and Voluptuous Magazines from the local porn shops in my college town. Once I got my car, it became even easier to visit these shops and buy what I wanted. DVDs made life even better, and getting internet access in my dorm room and apartment also facilitated more watching and learning about all of the little things that turn me on or intrigued me.
Of course, I've had relationships. I'm not a complete and total pervert that doesn't know how to interact with the opposite sex. If nothing, I think that learning from the early days of porn helped me become a more attentive lover in the bedroom. I don't necessarily think that that would be the case if I were 15 years old and just discovering porn today.
But anyway, that's where I've come from and how I got here.
I am simply a fan.
When I was about 10, I used to sneak looks at a copy of one of Xaviera Hollander's "Happy Hooker" books that dad kept hidden in the bag that he kept the shoe shining supplies in. Okay, he also hid it in his underwear drawer, and I found it there, too. *GRIN*
Then it was an issue of Penthouse Magazine that he kept hidden in the same two places. I know he knew I was reading it, but he never said squat to me. I guess he kind of considered it a rite of passage for a boy.
After he passed away when I was 14, though, I had to turn to other sources.
Sure, there was late night television in New York City, where the local public access would run shows like "Midnight Blue" by Screw Magazine's Al Goldstein and I could catch female (and male) strippers on "The Robyn Bird Show."
Then a couple of high school classmates told me about a place that would sell adult magazines without carding - a coup when you're a horny, dateless 15 year old. Why was I dateless? Well, that's another post. *GRIN*
But before I digress too far, let's get back to this tale. This "store" (which was literally a hole in the wall on Lexington Ave. in Manhattan) sold me my first adult magazine. I remember how sweaty my palms were when I picked up the magazine (a copy of D-Cup) and held it in my trembling hands as I placed it on the counter before the guy working the cash register. He was a chubby, Middle Eastern gentleman. He looked at the magazine and looked back at me.
"How old are you?" he asked in his relatively thick accent.
My voice cracking as I said it, I responded, "Eighteen, sir."
"Uh, huh," he said, a smirk slightly forming at the corners of his mouth. He then told me how much and I paid him. He slid the magazine into a plain brown paper bag and handed it to me, his face graced with something between a smirk and a genuine smile.
I tried to avoid direct eye contact as I took the bag from him and put it into my backpack as I walked back out into the streets of the city. But I knew on that day that I was hooked.
I bought countless copies of D-Cup, Gent and Plumpers and Big Women magazines. I also managed, when I had extra cash, to get my hands on some video tapes. They were the 2 hour and 4 hour compliations (this was before DVD), so I got to see a lot more than I probably should have.
Granted, this was the early to mid 1990s, when it was a lot easier to get your hands on this stuff - especially in Manhattan.
Eventually, it was on to college, which was in the nascent days of DVD and the internet. I had moved on to buying Score and Voluptuous Magazines from the local porn shops in my college town. Once I got my car, it became even easier to visit these shops and buy what I wanted. DVDs made life even better, and getting internet access in my dorm room and apartment also facilitated more watching and learning about all of the little things that turn me on or intrigued me.
Of course, I've had relationships. I'm not a complete and total pervert that doesn't know how to interact with the opposite sex. If nothing, I think that learning from the early days of porn helped me become a more attentive lover in the bedroom. I don't necessarily think that that would be the case if I were 15 years old and just discovering porn today.
But anyway, that's where I've come from and how I got here.
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