It involves hours and hours of painstaking, intensive
research that costs hundreds of dollars and sometimes results in muscle strains
and joint sprains. (Did you know you can pull the fat on the side of a stomach?
Me neither. I found out the hard way.)
Anyway, it is time for the semi-bi-annual “Lust List,”
the compendium of women that, if I can be frank, make me light in the big head
and heavy in the small one. Women that get the blood flowing south of the
border. Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers.
Okay, fine: Women in the adult industry that I would like
to fuck. There. I said it bluntly and crassly.
It’s a lucky thirteen women, out of the hundreds (nay,
thousands) in the industry that I wouldn’t mind getting to know on a deeper,
more carnal level. I have little to no chance of ever having an encounter with
any of them, but hey, it’s porn; a guy can dream, can’t he?
The main rule (which I reserve the right to break) is
that there’s a one-time appearance limit, although it does not necessarily mean
my lust for previous women has abated.
Without further ado, the Winter 2013-14 Lust List:
