I Found "The Minion" site. I am now depressed



In my continuing series of thinking about fat guys in porn, I came across a site that gave me pause the other day.

The pic above comes from a site called, "The Minion."

Among the tag lines for the site is, "You're nobody till [sic] you've been fucked by him." "A hard banging pimp! He loves food as much as pussy."

Here's the main trailer for the site. Watch it and see for yourself:





I don't know how else to say it, but this site confirms a lot of my fears about how us big guys are portrayed in adult films.

We are comic relief. We're slobby, slovenly schlubs mainly interested in food. We are objects to be derided or physically assaulted because, hey, it's funny. Oh, and let's be misogynistic towards our co-stars because again, it's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aren't you laughing?

I'm not.

We obviously cannot be desired because we're fat. We can't be viewed as sexy. Yeah, we might have a beautiful woman suck our cock, but it's only after a lot of other shit happens like food fights, smacking with sticks or getting shot with a garden hose.

I guess it's good to have a niche, and hey, he's shooting (or shot) these scenes. But why can't it be played straight instead of as a farce?

Review: Fuck A Fan 18

 

 



I’ve been intrigued by the concept of Immoral Production’s and Porno Dan Leal’s schtick for quite some time now. In this compilation of four scenes from the “Fuck a Fan” website, a lucky guy gets to take on one featured porn star and three “fluffers” for lack of a better term. The setup is that two or three guys compete in a silly challenge to determine who the winner is, and the winner gets to fuck a porn star.

Simple, no?

Going into this, I questioned if these truly were fans, or was this a ruse of some sort to get attention. After all, modern day reality television is not reality nine times out of ten, so why should I believe that these guys were actually amateurs?

After having watched these scenes several times, I feel it is pretty safe to say that Fuck a Fan is what it claims to be: regular guys who can travel to Southern California getting a chance to live the dream. But how does a web series translate to DVD?

Featured BBW Website: Sammie SC2





So, for something a little bit different.

Before I run this whole redheads will be the death of me thing into the ground, let's feature one more lovely BBW redhead.

Now, we come back to my current hometown of Las Vegas and pick up with a relatively recent transplant to Sin City, Sammie of Southern Charms.

Sammie SC2 as she goes by on Twitter is a mature BBW. She's not a PAWG (phat ass white girl); she is truly a woman. I would say that on the surface she looks quite professional, but if you look at the introductory page for her site, she meets the definition of lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

I met her in person at an event in Las Vegas about three months ago, and I am still kicking myself for not taking a bit more time to get to know her and flirt a little. Shame on me, and I swear I'm going to do better the next time I see her. Whenever that may be.

This isn't even a hardcore clip, but just see for yourself. This is a teaser clip of her giving a full body massage:

Sorry, where was I? I had drifted off and imagined myself as the guy beneath her, although in my dreams I'm on my back, mouth watering with anticipation as one of those pink nipples drifted towards my lips....

Yeah. Ahem. So, there is plenty more where that came from. So if you like mature BBWs as much as I do, then join her Southern Charms site or check out her videos and buy two or ten. You'll be glad you did.

Featured Scene: Reyna Mae on Hot Sexy Plumpers



I hate being repetitive, but I have a weakness for redheads. It might border on a fetish, but there's something about a woman with red or auburn hair that makes me smile...among, well, other things.

Okay fine. To quote myself:

My god. Redheads will be the death of me someday.
— Jayson Dean (@jaysonfdean) January 26, 2013

If that redhead is built like Pennsylvania's own Reyna Mae, then it's no contest at all.

Reyna Mae is a ten year veteran in the industry, and she looks fabulous in her latest scene over at Hot Sexy Plumpers. While I fancy myself as a bit of a handyman myself, I've never had anything happen like this.

Maybe I should move back to Pennsylvania. That might increase my chances.

Reyna Mae has been nominated for a BBW FanFest award for "Best Boobs." Watch the clip below, then go buy a membership at PlumperPass, watch the full scene with all of Reyna's lovely assets on display and vote for her here.

Check out Reyna Mae's latest scene over at Hot Sexy Plumpers - part of the PlumperPass Network.

Featured Scene: Mazzeratie Monica on Hot Sexy Plumpers



I am a self-proclaimed snocone addict. Here in the Las Vegas Valley there are plenty of purveyors of snocones/snowball/snow cones/shaved ice—whatever you may call syrup covered crushed or shaved ice, there is someone who sells it either from a storefront, a mobile food truck or even a trailer.

Hell, there's even one I go to regularly that is located about three miles from my home. You can usually find me there once a week. :)

However, at all of the snow cone places I've been, I've never encountered anyone who worked there who looked like Mazzeratie Monica. Because if she was selling snow cones in my neighborhood, I'd be there several times a day, just to check out that beautiful face and her luscious ass.

So hats off to the lucky fucker who came across Monica's snow cone stand and manages to score some one-on-one time with her after she's done working for the day. Yeah, snow cones are supposed to cool you off, but I think it would be worth overheating once again if you had Mazzeratie Monica sucking your dick and fucking you.

Check out Mazzeratie Monica's latest scene over at Hot Sexy Plumpers - part of the PlumperPass Network.

"It's Just Porn" Doesn't Cut It Anymore For Me

It's a refrain I've seen thrown out there as a pithy excuse, in my opinion, for allowing the actions of others to stand.

"It's Just Porn."

Three simple words that are to stand as an encapsulation of an anything goes attitude, and if you don't just acquiesce or roll with the punches, then you must just be some stodgy civilian or an insider with a burr up their ass.

It's a phrase that speaks of a high level of arrogance for those who might be voicing a complaint, or merely speaking out loud about something that bothers them and, hey, maybe it wouldn't hurt to re-examine it a little bit.

I know, I know. I am providing ammunition for those who utter this vile little phrase. In some respects, I guess I am playing right into their hands with my declaration of war on this lazy turn of phrase.

And as a civilian, I know that my words are not going to be held in any esteem.

But I just have to throw out there that just because you are in porn, it shouldn't be viewed as carte blanche to do or say stupid, offensive, ignorant things (even in the context of work) and be given a free pass for it.

Featured Scene: Katie St. Ives and Tim Von Swine and more on BHMs in Porn.



 

 

As a big handsome man (BHM-although my own feeling about my handsomeness makes me reticient to use such a moniker for myself), I've lamented the standing of larger men in the world of porn.

So obviously, when I found out about Tim Von Swine's Whale Cam (or Swiney' Pigpen) project, I was, of course, thrilled to check it out and pump it up.

In the scene I am honoring as a featured scene today, it's Tim and his buddy Mr. Maple (that lucky bastard) tag teaming the very cute Katie St. Ives..

Anyway, I can't embed the trailer, but the trailer is available at the same place you can buy the scene. It's an exclusive for chubold.com. Go there and search "Pigpen".

Oh, I know, I know; there are people out there who would gag at such a scene. It features two fat people, and that would make some folks tiny little heads explode. And not in the sense that you may think I mean, given that this is a porn blog.