Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Lust List, Winter 2013-14

Welcome, my friends, to the one piece that I enjoy writing the most.

It involves hours and hours of painstaking, intensive research that costs hundreds of dollars and sometimes results in muscle strains and joint sprains. (Did you know you can pull the fat on the side of a stomach? Me neither. I found out the hard way.)

Anyway, it is time for the semi-bi-annual “Lust List,” the compendium of women that, if I can be frank, make me light in the big head and heavy in the small one. Women that get the blood flowing south of the border. Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Okay, fine: Women in the adult industry that I would like to fuck. There. I said it bluntly and crassly.

It’s a lucky thirteen women, out of the hundreds (nay, thousands) in the industry that I wouldn’t mind getting to know on a deeper, more carnal level. I have little to no chance of ever having an encounter with any of them, but hey, it’s porn; a guy can dream, can’t he?

The main rule (which I reserve the right to break) is that there’s a one-time appearance limit, although it does not necessarily mean my lust for previous women has abated.

Without further ado, the Winter 2013-14 Lust List:

Eliza Allure
Eliza's Twitter Account


 
 
Samantha 38G
Samantha's Twitter Account



Bella Bendz
Bella's Twitter Account
Betty Blac
Betty's Twitter Account
Reyna Mae
Reyna's Twitter Account
Aire Fresco
Aire's Twitter Account
Sashaa Juggs
Sashaa's Twitter Account
Sensual Sammie
Sammie's Twitter Account
Mysti Mountains
Mysti's Twitter Account
Mandy Majestic
Mandy's Twitter Account
Becki Butterfly
Becki's Twitter Account
Sapphire
Sapphire's Twitter Account
Angelina Castro
Angelina's Twitter Account



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