Guys, We Are Killing Porn

I admit that I do not subscribe to traditional machismo, and that probably, in the eyes of some of y'all, invalidates the point I am about to make. But to be blunt, I don't really give a fuck if you think that. It doesn't make it any less true.

Here goes:

Us guys are killing porn.

We are killing porn in a wide variety of ways.

Hold on. Wait a damn minute? What do you mean we're killing porn? Aren't you being a bit ridiculous in making that claim?

I don't really think I am.

I've been watching and consuming porn for almost 25 years. I think that the blessing and boon that is the internet was the beginning of the downhill slide, but the descent has only accelerated in the last decade or so.

The tube sites and piracy negatively impact the bottom line of many of the companies. On some level, it has stifled creativity, IMHO. It also financially hurts the pro-am performer, as they receive no compensation for stolen clips/videos that you wank to for free (and guilt free, apparently).

Short Story: Put Her In A Photograph

“Thank you for being willing to see me today,” she said over the phone as I unlocked the door to my studio. “I’ll be there in about five minutes.

“Okay. The door will be unlocked. Just come on in. I’ll be in the back setting up,” I said as I ended the call. I had been a professional photographer for just a couple of years, and I loved what I did. One of my friends called to say that a coworker of hers was looking to have some glamour shots done but she could only come in on Sundays. I usually take Sunday’s off to recharge my batteries, but it had been a slow week it seemed to be an easy enough gig.

I closed the door behind me and headed back towards the portrait area of my workspace. I clicked on the overhead lights as I pulled down the backdrop and started to rearrange the furniture for a shoot for one.

“Hello?” I heard a voice call faintly.

“Back here,” I shouted as I clicked on one of the umbrella lights and started to adjust it.

I could hear the sound of footsteps approaching. I finished adjusting the light and turned around. I found myself staring into the hazel eyes of my latest model.

She was a couple of inches shorter than me, and she was decidedly curvy—mainly because of the massive baby bump that she was sporting. She was wearing a tank top and maternity jeans, and carrying a medium sized duffel bag. She sported shoulder length red and purple hair with a flower tucked over her right ear.

She held out a hand to me. “I’m Jessica. It’s nice to finally meet you, Hayden. Thank you so much for doing this for me. Elizabeth said you were the best.”

The Lust List: Winter 2015-16 Part II

(For Part I of the Lust List, hop on over here. Otherwise, read on.)

Excuse me. I need a second to catch my breath and towel off.

It's been...quite taxing to try and get part two of the list together.

It takes hours of painstaking research to compile this list, and the research takes time because of, well, interruptions.

On a totally related note, my right elbow is quite sore.

Anyway, to give you all the overview of what this is:

“[T}he compendium of women that, if I can be frank, make me light in the big head and heavy in the small one. Women that get the blood flowing south of the border. Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers.

(Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating anything, now that I think about it.)

Okay, fine: Women in the adult industry that I would like to fuck. There. I said it bluntly and crassly.

Now, I realize that there are some women on the list from time to time that do not do hardcore; I never stated that it has to be hardcore, girl/boy performers. If there is any doubt, just read the line above in italics. It's simply about my preference, not how they make their money in the industry.

(Although, again, I would like to mention that if any of the women on here would be interested in doing a content for trade shoot from my Point Of View, well, you can contact me at: jaysonfdean@gmail.com. ;) Prior work can be viewed on my Clips4Sale store. But I digress.)

Oh, and I know in the previous post I said that this would be a newcomers list. Well, I was wrong. There were a couple of women on previous lists so irresistible I just couldn't leave them off.

Without further ado (and because you're sick of my ranting), here is Part II of the 2015-16 Winter Lust List:

Event Promotion: BBW Strip Night During AVN/AEE

If you are a BBW fan/admirer, and in town during the Adult Entertainment Expo/AVN Awards, there is an event that you absolutely have to add to your itinerary.

On Thursday, January 21, Las Vegas resident Eliza Allure and friends will be hosting a BBW Strip Show at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. The winning dancer will receive a $300 cash prize, and there will be autographed pictures given away to lucky fans. Judges include the legendary Shane Diesel and the gorgeous Alura Jenson.

Some of the women who will be dancing include Lila Lovely, Karla Lane, Nikki Wilder and Lyla Everwettt. You can also partake of drink specials while watching the gorgeous women performing for your entertainment.

Doors will open at 9pm, and entrance to the event is through the VIP entrance at the rear of the club, which is located at 6007 Dean Martin Drive.

For more information, to set up a reservation, or to catch limo service to the club, visit www.vegashustlerclub.com

Fat Guys Needed For Filming!

If you've followed me on Twitter or even gone back through some of the writing I've done on here, I've long been an advocate of us fat guys showing out on video more in positive ways. I think it's necessary for us to show that we can be loved and are lovable too, damnit.

Tim Von Swine, one of the best directors of all time and a fellow fat guy, thinks so as well. His "Pigpen" video series (and subsequent site) shows porn actress of all sizes (petite pixies to BBW) getting it on with him. Us "Big Handsome Men" (BHMs) can sling dick just as good as the studs with six packs, and I give all the credit to Swiney for being a trailblazer in that regard.

The Lust List: Winter 2015-16, Part I

This is, by far, the most enjoyable category of posts that I write every year.

This year, however, in the spirit of the reboot of the site, I am breaking what has traditionally been my cardinal rule:

No repeats.

But...well...as I have stated before in the introduction to past Lust Lists:

The main rule (which I reserve the right to break) is that there is a one-time appearance limit, although it does not necessarily mean that my lust for previous women has abated.

Consider this edition the rule breaking edition.

Again, let me reiterate what this is:

“[T}he compendium of women that, if I can be frank, make me light in the big head and heavy in the small one. Women that get the blood flowing south of the border. Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers.

(Women that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating anything, now that I think about it.)

Okay, fine: Women in the adult industry that I would like to fuck. There. I said it bluntly and crassly.

(And if any of the women on here would be interested in doing a content for trade shoot from my Point Of View, well, you can contact me at: jaysonfdean@gmail.com. ;) Prior work can be viewed on my Clips4Sale store. But I digress.)

The list will be broken up into two parts. Again, to reiterate: This list below features women who have been featured in previous editions of the list. A newcomers list will follow in the next few days.

After the jump, let me present, without further ado, the Winter 2015-16 Lust List (Part I):

Return of the Mack. Okay, so not really.

First...a little mood music:

 

 

Okay, now that that is out of the way, I want to say welcome (once again).

 

Welcome to version 2.0 of BBW Pornucopia.

 

The site has essentially, save for one short story, has laid dormant for a year. Honestly, the last real bursts of activity were in 2013. As often happens, life got in the way. And since this site is more of a labor of love than a source of income, income generating activities had to take priority.

 

With that being said, though, I firmly believe that I need to carve out some time each month to focus on hobbies. And so, I come back to this site.

So, what is it going to look like going forward? I'll discuss below.